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Originally Posted by Wrang1er
I have different crushes for different reasons. I have safe crushes and not so safe ones.
I crush, Grenade, because she is mean to me and I sort of like it. (I also have a couples crush on Stargazingboi and Grenade).
I crush, Katniss, because she is intelligent, witty and funny. She can also find a picture for any occasion.
I crush, Sweet Bliss, because she is blissfully sweet and always has something nice to say and she is also funny.
I crush, Huge Smile, because she tells wonderful stories and is adorable.
There are women that I crush that I have never communicated with but their posts make me literally laugh out loud. 
I can't name them all, but the common "thread" is I love to laugh and I love a great sense of humor. I crush the hell out of funny. |
Well ya know I secretly crush on you daily...how can I not with those sexy ass booty shorts and love of bacon.
But, gren and I both know your deep dark fantasy includes chair kicking and verbal shit giving. So, out of love adn admiration for you we merely wish to ensure your happiness