[candy_coated_bitch]

Originally Posted by Wrang1er

lol..I am sure I am on many anti-crush lists.

Originally Posted by GraffitiBoi

You sure gave enough of that welcome corn away. You secretly love it. Admit it. I have close to 300K coins... Do you know how much corn I can give you for that? Think of it as my fake engagement gift to you. LOL

And on that note: am I the only person who goes on pretend dates and gets fake engaged? Does that mean our fake wedding gifts will be fake too? I may need an intervention...

I do admit to having two actual crushes though... one is a friend crush and one is a romantical crush. That is all. Carry on.

Why must you boys and Butches torture me so? (<------rhetorical question)

I know I gave a lot of that corn away. It was supposed to be fucking therapeutic and it was just traumatizing. If you give me a bushel of corn for our fake engagement I will fake kill you for real.

I have been on fake dates (I STILL have not told the Pakastani mafia story, y'all with love that one) and apparently I get fake engaged, too. I think we should get real wedding gifts. I think a fake wedding is a totally legitimate occasion.

PS: I've been trying to tell you that you need an intervention for ages now.