08-08-2013, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by DapperButch
45 minute muscle toner on elliptical. That typically results in a bit over 3 miles and a bit over 400 calories ( yes, at this point I am WELL PAST interesting things to share about my workouts) Two days ago a muscle head guy pointed out my poor stance when working triceps with free weights ( nope, still not interesting)
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Clearly you go to a boring gym and/or are not particularly observant.
I skipped today but yesterday's workout was interesting in the people watching department. Towards the end of my workout an absolutely adorable geriatric couple got on the treadmills in front of me. The lady was teeny tiny and wore a soft butter yellow knit short sleeved shirt and light khaki capris. I could tell she was wearing some sort of adult undergarment but that's cuz her butt was in my line of vision for 20 minutes. To my knowledge, I haven't started casing the gym for geriatric cruising.

Oh, she hung her purse on the right handle of the machine and she was on oxygen. It took her a few minutes for her to get going but she put, put, putted along for a while. The husband stopped before she did.
The husband was tall and dressed well. He had a light blue button up tucked into darker khaki (and maybe a touch of gray too) pants with a brown belt and matching loafers.
I walked behind them and thought about how they came to meet and how they got where they were....basically I rewrote their lives for them. I hope they know their names are Arthur and Barbara.
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