View Single Post
Old 08-09-2013, 07:52 PM   #23
deathbypoem
Senior Member

How Do You Identify?:
Poetically versed to breathe only truth and bleed certainty
Preferred Pronoun?:
Kane
Relationship Status:
Married to Chefnaction
 
deathbypoem's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Finally, home
Posts: 1,987
Thanks: 5,900
Thanked 4,735 Times in 1,583 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853
deathbypoem Has the BEST Reputationdeathbypoem Has the BEST Reputationdeathbypoem Has the BEST Reputationdeathbypoem Has the BEST Reputationdeathbypoem Has the BEST Reputationdeathbypoem Has the BEST Reputationdeathbypoem Has the BEST Reputationdeathbypoem Has the BEST Reputationdeathbypoem Has the BEST Reputationdeathbypoem Has the BEST Reputationdeathbypoem Has the BEST Reputation
Smile Corn, Pickle, & Penis

A corn cob, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives. The corn cob said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me. The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar. The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!


*just thought I would impose on this very interesting conversation.


lol
__________________

I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own
deathbypoem is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to deathbypoem For This Useful Post: