Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I like children – fried.
All quotes by W.C. Fields
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