Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety
Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM'
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
Posts: 36,631
Thanks: 182,498
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I am so THRILLED to execute some of the new policies at work which includes the following:
kick the guest's ass and then wipe the mark off
lick the guest's nasty shoes and declare them Prada
hold the guest's hand like it's the first day of kindergarten
beg for forgiveness for anyone/someone else's fuck up
bend over, without lube, and take it like a big girl
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I'm misunderestimated. 
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