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Originally Posted by JAGG
GM3 things that you just can't understand
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I don’t understand cranberry sauce. People trot it out holidays, usually Thanksgiving sometimes Christmas, but I've never seen more than a quarter of a can actually eaten. I mean why bother. If you're feeding 15 people and you still have 3/4 of a can of something left consistently behind, I doubt anyone is really going to miss it. I don't understand how it got to be such a thanksgiving staple.
I don’t understand doing fucked up things like killing people in exceedingly upsetting ways (or even just killing them in everyday ordinary ways really) or beating your children for god. I don’t profess to know god personally but I doubt he’s impressed by this behavior. And if the god you (not you personally but the generic you) are praying to is I'm concerned he's not really god at all.
I don’t understand why people say they will be with you in a minute. They rarely are. I’ve taken to timing it when someone tells me that. So far out of a 167 people only two have come back in a minute. This kind of thing doesn’t foster trust.
GM3 things that are the exact opposite of the way they should be.