Senior Member
How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke
Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace
Relationship Status: I put my own care first
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: In a gauze of mystery
Posts: 1,776
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Be a mom in the kitchen and ho in the bedroom
Be complete shite at housework
Be a smartarse
Be great at spoiling people
Be great at dealing with other people's hysterical emotional fits
Be great at giving baths
Being a 10 year old girl at heart with a side order of mommy.
Get on your nerves and enjoy it when I do it on purpose
Laugh at you when you make a tit of yourself and then make you feel better
Be bossy, pushy, sweet, nurturing, feisty, and a general pain in the ass.
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