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Originally Posted by DapperButch

Today I am wearing white ankle socks. I am wearing white socks because I am wearing (you guessed it), sneakers (actually they are short hiking boots, but whatever).

They are also TF's socks. They are her socks because we are down at the beach and I forgot to pack socks. I did have white socks on yesterday, that I could have reworn, but that creeps me out. HOWEVER, TF's had already been worn too.

You may wonder why I chose her socks over mine even though both had already been worn (and therefore it would be a "repeat" situation, for both pairs).

Let me run it down for you.

TF only wore her socks to sleep in, I had been wearing mine since 4pm. I put them on right after my shower. The amateurs in the group may believe this to be enough information as to which "repeat socks", one should chose and would reach right for TF's socks. That would be jumping the gun a bit.

You need to take into consideration what was going on with the feet themselves before they were slipped into said socks. After all, you are putting your foot inside the sock. As stated, I had just taken a shower at 4:00pm. TF, on the other hand, had showered in the morning. SO, she had ALL DAY to accumulate dirt on her feet, prior to putting on said pair of clean socks before bed.

I asked TF what socks/shoes she wore to work yesterday. My thought was, if she was wearing sandals her feet would be relatively dirty when she put the socks on to go to bed. I would then be putting my feet into socks that could arguably be dirtier than the inside of mine, even though her clean socks were put on 8 hours later than mine.

I found out that she wore nylons (or whatever they are called now), with the dress she wore yesterday. Being that her foot was encased in fabric all day and she is not a foot sweater, I determined that her white socks were most likely cleaner than mine inside, so I chose her socks.

It was a tough decision, glad I was able to get through it.

TF was glad, too.

The end.

So now TF has no socks to sleep in tonight and neither of you have socks for tomorrow.

Cad. Bring your own socks next time.