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Originally Posted by Girl_On_Fire
I have a pet turtle
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Is that the lie?
I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.
My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.
My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.
My brother married a convicted murderer.