We were discussing how my cousins younger than me have already had babies, and how my sister and I apparently missed the memo. Wife says this shows fertility in my family, when I texted my sister, she says it is sluttiness in our family.
Her: Well, WE didn't have sex before marriage at all.. *big grin*
Me: Oh shut up.
Her: You know, if we were a straight couple, your dad would have had his rifle out.
Me: In this hypothetical straight couple, who is the guy in the relationship? I mean, I don't want to just ASSUME it's you..
Her:
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Okay.... Well then YOU would have the rifle, to hit me over the head with, and drag me back to your cave.
Me: Whatttt? What do you mean cave?!
Her: You would drag me back to the cave so you could ravish me..
Me:
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Her:
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Me: Oh.. my.. god *laughing* That is so going in the threads!