candy corny jokes ;)
Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the street?
He didn't have any guts.
Why aren't ghost good liars?
You can see right through them.
Why are ghost good cheerleaders?
They have spirit.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why can't ghosts have babies?
They have hollow weenies!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL!
~W
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