It was a pretty terrible joke, but it was unexpected and it made me snort:
I was trying on dresses at Goodwill, when from outside the dressing room, I heard someone ask the attendant, "Are all of the rooms taken?"
"No," he replied, paused a moment, and then, "they're all still there."
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"Turn up your coat collar, little girl, the night's full of chill and you'll get pneumonia."
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