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Originally Posted by candy_coated_bitch
She/he/I "got a wild hare up her/his/my ass"! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK? Seriously? It doesn't even make sense, AND the imagery is just horrifying.
Plus, all the shortening of words. Cray actually doesn't bother me, but we're going to be grunting like Neanderthals soon: cray, totes, adorbs, peeps, obvi, etc. Can we really not say entire words, people? Is it THAT difficult????
And "amazeballs"? Holy fuck, it just makes me want to puke.
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I just about fell over laughing! *wipes away tears*
Yeah, the first time I heard "I've got a wild hair up my ass", I about choked. It's a Southern thing. Never heard of it until I lived in North Carolina for a few years. I think since it's a cultural thing though, I don't mind. I actually found the Southern phrases kind of fun.
For example:
"Grinning like a possum eating sh*t out of a hairbrush."
"Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers."
I am so surprised nobody put the word "Twerk" on here yet. I thought it would be the first mentioned after mine!