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uglyboi · 12-17-2013, 06:35 PM

I confess that I sit in public and read, but I am really eavesdropping on conversations.

I confess that sometimes I fail to control my umbrella on purpose. But what makes it even worse is when I tilt my umbrella just so, that the water goes splashing down on the person beside or behind me.

I confess that I stop the microwave with just one second left so I can pretend I'm defusing a time bomb.

I confess that I immediately forget someone’s name right after they’ve introduced themselves to me.

12-17-2013, 06:35 PM	#2936
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