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How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist
Relationship Status: Married
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
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Elf
I wandered into a house one Christmas eve, trashed the place, and then pass out in a weird position. The next morning, I told the owner of the house that I was an Elf on the Shelf.
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