I used one of my posts from here because it was handy.
Apparently, I write like Vladimir Nabokov.
ETA: lmao, I might have guessed Dostoyevsky due to the amount of words I use [think War &Peace], but I definitely never saw Nabokov coming.
The really hilarious [and unbelievable, lol] part is, I don't say very much at all in real life; I just like to shoot my mouth off online. I definitely prefer written forms of communication.