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Kobi · 01-20-2014, 02:33 PM

My coffeemaker broke.

I am a coffee addict. I have had this particular maker for a gazillion years.

So I dug the back up out of the closet. The back up was a gift from my brother. He asked what I wanted for Xmas one year. I told him, right down to the model number and color.

Did he buy what I requested? Seriously, he's man. He bought what HE thought I should have/want. (Just an aside, that's sexism.)

So, I unpack this monstrosity of a coffeemaker in black not white as I asked. There are so many buttons and holes and lights that blink at me, I actually had to look at the directions.....look is not the same as read.

I'm sure if I actually read the instructions, I could be having a grilled ham, egg, and cheese croissant delivered to me in bed along with the coffee in the morning.

I made 3 pots of coffee milk before I went on Amazon and ordered a couple of the coffeemakers I actually wanted.

Seriously, never fuck with my coffee.

01-20-2014, 02:33 PM	#1164
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,622 Times in 7,640 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	My coffeemaker broke. I am a coffee addict. I have had this particular maker for a gazillion years. So I dug the back up out of the closet. The back up was a gift from my brother. He asked what I wanted for Xmas one year. I told him, right down to the model number and color. Did he buy what I requested? Seriously, he's man. He bought what HE thought I should have/want. (Just an aside, that's sexism.) So, I unpack this monstrosity of a coffeemaker in black not white as I asked. There are so many buttons and holes and lights that blink at me, I actually had to look at the directions.....look is not the same as read. I'm sure if I actually read the instructions, I could be having a grilled ham, egg, and cheese croissant delivered to me in bed along with the coffee in the morning. I made 3 pots of coffee milk before I went on Amazon and ordered a couple of the coffeemakers I actually wanted. Seriously, never fuck with my coffee.