1. I have two convictions for public nudity. What can I say? Sorry, sorry, sorry.
2. The last time I played Pictionary was on a psych ward. I was good at it.
3. I come from Appalachia. My grandfathers were both coal miners. I can still speak the dialect if you want me to.
4. I once had a collection of books on and by the Manson Family; I recently sold them on eBay for just under $500.
5. I am more desperate for friends and acceptance than I seem. If it already seemed that I was that way, well, it's a lot more.
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Really? That's not funny to you?
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