First patient of the morning was a Rottweiler puppy named "Banjo" who peed on my foot and threw up on my shirt. (Have I mentioned that I love scrubs?) His human mom was anxious that I'd be upset until I joked that we'd bill her extra for the bodily fluids if she insisted. Her response? "Bodily fluids are extra here too?" Laughed until I almost fell over. Almost asked what she's been paying for them elsewhere. Might have to raise our rates!
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"Trust is a verb."
Street Buddha.
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