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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE
I get crushes on women that can make me laugh. Watch your back Sweet Butterscotch! ... oh, I'm kidding but I really do appreciate women with humour.. kudos Bliss.
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Many have tried, none have conquered
No, seriously .... I'm a terrible catch... I'm not a gourmet cook... I will scratch your back without asking... I have a nasty habit of kissing for no good reason ... and I'm very selfish, I won't share my body with anyone but you... I will spoil you so rotten your mother will not be able to stand you. I refuse to twerk or show off my cleavage ... I'll insist you sit while I get you something to eat/drink.
Face it. No one wants any of that. Plus I'm too cheerful and happy first thing in the morning. And i make sure you don't run out of smokes, cookies, soda, coffee and other life affirming needs.
I'm hell on wheels I tell ya!!!!
Arrrggghhhh!!