[candy_coated_bitch]

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

Many have tried, none have conquered



No, seriously .... I'm a terrible catch... I'm not a gourmet cook... I will scratch your back without asking... I have a nasty habit of kissing for no good reason ... and I'm very selfish, I won't share my body with anyone but you... I will spoil you so rotten your mother will not be able to stand you. I refuse to twerk or show off my cleavage ... I'll insist you sit while I get you something to eat/drink.

Face it. No one wants any of that. Plus I'm too cheerful and happy first thing in the morning. And i make sure you don't run out of smokes, cookies, soda, coffee and other life affirming needs.

I'm hell on wheels I tell ya!!!! Arrrggghhhh!!

You totally had me until the cheery first thing in the morning thing. No wonder why you can't find anyone!