[C0LLETTE]

Originally Posted by Yew

Sooo, when someone is hunting for a Sugar Daddy, take this advice: 1) don't sweet talk first- get to the point quickly so that We can just ditch you 2) don't think your dashing good YOUNG looks will work- some of us have other very attractive options 3) be smart and don't go after someone who is a student, a future social worker and has a disability...I mean, DUH...talk about not only barking up the wrong money-tree, hun you were in a forest on a planet far far away from Earth and 4) know that many of us 'older men' as you so sweetly put it are cynical fuckers and can see through bullshit long before you even think it up. Not a neophyte, definitely not a sugar daddy- I paid my own bills at half your age and am still interested in doing only that: paying MY bills, not yours! Your pics are indeed delicious, but I'm not your fool

Did I miss some application process cause I'd like everyone to know that I'm not nearly as picky as Yew.