Sweet Bliss
Good try but too bad the bribe would have been futile. Been in recovery since late 80s. Beer makes me want to chase cars ... caught up with a '68 Firebird one time ... knawed off the left rear tire - couldn't tell you what all that was about ... and chased after women too - I knew what that was about

... it became problematic. I do not miss the chaos.
More serious note ... really love being sober and would not change it for anything in the world.