In case anyone is wondering, yes I'm available to Lease or Rent to Own programs in several areas. Please PM me with your details and perk programs.
Cash only. Possible Barter. Must be nice to cats.
Cooking duties extra. No Romance needed. No extra charge for back scratching. Fresh coffee daily. Morning kiss optional. Free hugs.
No whining:
when you can't find the remote in the couch cushions. It's on the coffee table where it belongs.
when your dog(s) Or cats, fall in love with me and ignore you
when the neighbors come over to see me, not you
when your Mom decides to adopt me
when your friends visit more often
when you can't wipe the stupid grin off your face
just sayin'
