Hey hagster, I thought I would get you a little something for your birthday!
No you can't have the girl she is just the delivery person.....Tip her well!
You are an awesome person and I feel honored to count you as not only
a friend but also one of the people that are most fun to joke around with.
PS. Did I lay it on thick enough? Sorry I forgot to wish you a happy b-day
earlier.
Have an awesome hags day!