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Kenna · 02-24-2014, 12:02 AM

(Scene: they are pulling an all nighter at work...I woke up from short nap now can't sleep)....

Texts:
Them: I'm trying to read your emails but I'm on a ladder 18 feet up...not a good idea!

Me: I'm gonna kick yer azz when you get down!!!

Them:woooo hoo I like feisty turns me on

Me: Then hope you can take feisty!!

Them: Hey now you just made me drop my nail gun

Me: I DID? *chuckles*

Them: You just eat this up...making me stuble and stuff...dang you're sexy

Me: grinz...possibly....sexy is empowering...

sexy is confidence...

Them: ohh yeah and you're all in one package, what a treat, what a heartthrob...ohh my boner, grinz

Them: let me hear your voice before you go to bed, like 5 minutes, you need sleep

Me: (responding before I read the boner statement) Now stop letting me distract you so you'll be safe...call when you get a break...

Me: (look on face

after seeing *boner*

and reading their request to call) CALL ME

Them: I'm climbing down ladder, you gonna call me?

They dial me...I pick up and calmly ask if they are ok? *Yes, why?*
Me: You DID NOT JUST SAY BONER!!!!!

They start laughing so hard I couldn't understand what they said....I start laughing with them, they stop long enough to do a sexy growl...I start laughing harder to where it makes me have a coughing fit!!!
They're still laughing as they say OH MY GOD, I just drew a glass of water to offer you!! I can't believe I just did that!!!
This made me laugh even harder...I sit up, coughing and laughing, scare my poor dog and he FALLS OFF THE BED, wedged between the wall and bed...rescued poor Willy ...I say " kinda like the first day you called me, and you popped a breath mint before I picked up??"

I get wrapped up in their deep, gorgeous, fun belly laugh...I'm still coughing...I say "oh my god I need some tea"....their response "I'm sorry to choke you up baby!" (I could hear the naughty grin).... I retort back "if THAT'S not an innuendo!!!"

All this laughing because of a boner!!! This was sooooo much fun in person!!! Wish I could have voice recorded it!!

THIS TIME...I had no intention of *bleeping stuff out* to "protect the innocent"....not a chance!

02-24-2014, 12:02 AM	#1
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,196 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	*this is for paybacks baby...fun delightful painfully sweet pay backs...since you* have never said THAT word to me before** (Scene: they are pulling an all nighter at work...I woke up from short nap now can't sleep).... Texts: Them: I'm trying to read your emails but I'm on a ladder 18 feet up...not a good idea! Me: I'm gonna kick yer azz when you get down!!! Them:woooo hoo I like feisty turns me on Me: Then hope you can take feisty!! Them: Hey now you just made me drop my nail gun Me: I DID? chuckles Them: You just eat this up...making me stuble and stuff...dang you're sexy Me: grinz...possibly....sexy is empowering... sexy is confidence... Them: ohh yeah and you're all in one package, what a treat, what a heartthrob...ohh my boner, grinz Them: let me hear your voice before you go to bed, like 5 minutes, you need sleep Me: (responding before I read the boner statement) Now stop letting me distract you so you'll be safe...call when you get a break... Me: (look on face after seeing boner and reading their request to call) CALL ME Them: I'm climbing down ladder, you gonna call me? They dial me...I pick up and calmly ask if they are ok? Yes, why? Me: You DID NOT JUST SAY BONER!!!!! They start laughing so hard I couldn't understand what they said....I start laughing with them, they stop long enough to do a sexy growl...I start laughing harder to where it makes me have a coughing fit!!! They're still laughing as they say OH MY GOD, I just drew a glass of water to offer you!! I can't believe I just did that!!! This made me laugh even harder...I sit up, coughing and laughing, scare my poor dog and he FALLS OFF THE BED, wedged between the wall and bed...rescued poor Willy ...I say " kinda like the first day you called me, and you popped a breath mint before I picked up??" I get wrapped up in their deep, gorgeous, fun belly laugh...I'm still coughing...I say "oh my god I need some tea"....their response "I'm sorry to choke you up baby!" (I could hear the naughty grin).... I retort back "if THAT'S not an innuendo!!!" All this laughing because of a boner!!! This was sooooo much fun in person!!! Wish I could have voice recorded it!! THIS TIME...I had no intention of bleeping stuff out to "protect the innocent"....not a chance! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~