Long time no see

That's a crying shame, as I was halfway up there tonight.
Anyway, a happy, healthy, sexy, fabulous year for you

. You're an inspiration to me and to all of us in the prime of life

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I'll never forget you winning that spanking bench

. Back in my mother's generation, prizes were glasses or a casserole dish or tea towels. Grandmothers didn't know what benches were for!