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Gemme · 02-25-2014, 04:35 PM

The owner of my salon with a customer. They were discussing where the customer's eyebrows should be drawn.

Customer: They are under my glasses.

Owner: They are supposed to be there.

Customer: What's the point of having them if they are hidden?

Owner: It's where they go. It's natural.

Customer: I want them here. *draws lines well above the top of her glasses*

Owner: Now, come on. You don't want that! You'd look like a hookah.

They continue bickering with one another until the owner catches my eye and says, "Grandmuthaahs!"

Then the grandmother said, "Now do them like this!" and drew two very curved lines on her forehead.

Owner: I'm not turning you into a Bozo hookah! Now, stop it and go away. I love you and will see you later.

Grandmother: I should pay you for this, right?

Owner: Nah. You can't afford me. Just buy me a drink at the wedding.

The two of them went on and on, back and forth, for a good ten minutes. North Eastern families. Gotta love 'em.

02-25-2014, 04:35 PM	#995
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,930 Times in 25,667 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	The owner of my salon with a customer. They were discussing where the customer's eyebrows should be drawn. Customer: They are under my glasses. Owner: They are supposed to be there. Customer: What's the point of having them if they are hidden? Owner: It's where they go. It's natural. Customer: I want them here. draws lines well above the top of her glasses Owner: Now, come on. You don't want that! You'd look like a hookah. They continue bickering with one another until the owner catches my eye and says, "Grandmuthaahs!" Then the grandmother said, "Now do them like this!" and drew two very curved lines on her forehead. Owner: I'm not turning you into a Bozo hookah! Now, stop it and go away. I love you and will see you later. Grandmother: I should pay you for this, right? Owner: Nah. You can't afford me. Just buy me a drink at the wedding. The two of them went on and on, back and forth, for a good ten minutes. North Eastern families. Gotta love 'em. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.