Me ROMANTIC???

after casting my pearls to swine for all these years,
Hell freaking no.
No more catering to ya.
No more meals made with homemade love.
No more secret trips to the store to surprise you with the perfect birthday gift.
No more fussing over you when you are not well or just cranky.
No more homemade cookies.
No more cooking awesome breakfast, lunch and dinners.
No more cleaning, laundry, ironing, mending, sewing, etc.
No more back scrubbing in the shower.
No more of the hundreds of things I do everyday to make this house a home to come to after a long stressful day at work, where your needs are met and then some.
Me romantic???

Now that's romantic. (said with your head under the covers)