I thought it might be fun to share experiences that might have been horrifying when they occurred but you can fondly recall and laugh about now.
I'll go first...
Scenario #1: Super fancy weekend in a hotel with my love. First sexual encounter. I go to switch from my back to doggy style and kick hym in the side of the head. Jackie Chan would have been proud. It wasn't a knock out but I believe it was close.
Scenario #2: In the shower getting our soap on. One of us slips and falls out then sliiiiiiiiiiiiides across the bathroom floor. The memory of the sound of ass sliding on floor still makes me giggle.
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