Here's one I wrote for a butch-femme East Coast list serve about 9 years ago (I did a search in my email account to find it!). This is from when BB and I first got together and went on our first trip to a B&B in Woodstock, NY. The writing style sure is a little goofy but I think it's best to leave things unedited even if it makes it even more embarrassing!
""Draw us a bath," hy commands. Slave-girl Jennifer gets up from the
bed in which the king and she are relaxing (Go to
http://www.thewildroseinn.com and then click on "Rooms" and then on
"The Cherokee Rose Junior Suite."). She goes to the small jacuzzi bathtub
located in their private bathroom. Princess Jenny sets out the royal
bathmat and turns on the water. She then sees a tiny button that turns
on the jacuzzi and presses it, igniting a low rumbling purr. She finds
a Mr. Bubbles' bubble bath and adds that to the running water.
Envisioning a darkly sophisticated bathing experience with her master,
she calls out to her Daddi that the bath is almost ready. Master BB
arrives in the buff, all ready to get into the luxurious bath with hys
little girl, only the stream of water is tiny so it is filling up the
tub incredibly slowly. Little Jenny sits in the tub monitoring the
water, while her Butch stands above her on the bathmat waiting for the
tub to fill. Then all of a sudden, the lotion-like water (thanks to
all the Mr. Bubble Bath) literally shoots up into the air like a
fountain, drenching Sir BB, like an amusement park gimmick. BB
screams, and then after a pause, it happens again. "The bathtub is
cumming on me!" yells BB. It is like the Brady Bunch episode when one
of the kids accidentally adds too much detergent to the washing
machine, and the whole basement fills up with suds, exciting and
panic-inducing, all at once. Jennifer is befuddled, bemused, and
bewitched! Within a minute, it is figured out that she should have
waited until the water level had risen above the whirlpool holes in the
tub before turning on the jacuzzi. After the jacuzzi is shut off,
there is more laughter and screeching as the two plush lovers figure
out how they will both fit in the tiny tub. They are able to assume a few
yoga like poses that cannot be tolerated for more than a few minutes.
It is their first bath together and a memorable one at that!"
