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Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-04-2014, 07:09 PM

First Mishap: My best gal and I were enjoying each others company in the back of my car outside of a nightclub AFTER closing time. The windows were getting cloudy, no light came in, we did not care.

After a while, a knock on the window, "Hello anyone in there?" asks the nice police officer. "It is 5 o'clock in the morning, time to move on." Rolled the window down just a hair and thanked him for the time.

Second Funhap: I thought I was a real cool cat and fly toward her side of the bed. Evidently, my adrenaline was misunderestimated. I completely overshot the bed and landed close to the wall. On my face. She laughed, I laughed. Fun ensued.

04-04-2014, 07:09 PM	#4
Happy_Go_Lucky Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?: Handsome devil you. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Anywhere I want to be Posts: 677 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,203 Thanked 3,362 Times in 627 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	A trip in the way back machine..... First Mishap: My best gal and I were enjoying each others company in the back of my car outside of a nightclub AFTER closing time. The windows were getting cloudy, no light came in, we did not care. After a while, a knock on the window, "Hello anyone in there?" asks the nice police officer. "It is 5 o'clock in the morning, time to move on." Rolled the window down just a hair and thanked him for the time. Second Funhap: I thought I was a real cool cat and fly toward her side of the bed. Evidently, my adrenaline was misunderestimated. I completely overshot the bed and landed close to the wall. On my face. She laughed, I laughed. Fun ensued. __________________ Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.