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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Lesbian non-stone femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, her
Relationship Status:
Committed to being good to myself
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: West Coast
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Mishap, embarrassment, red-faced; take your pick.
I have not even told my GF yet as she is visiting with her family this weekend but of course, I am putting it out there on the internet.
We had a missing c*ck.
I could not imagine where it went after, ahem, one night a month or so ago.
I took our bed apart: I looked between headboard, footboard, under mattress, etc.
I must have looked under the bed 20 times.
I should also say that we had an outstanding housekeeper that was very conscientious.
Problem: I always had taken my glasses off to look under the bed so I could put my head on the carpet to get a good look.
Yesterday: I left them on.
There it lay, winking back at me, right in the middle of the floor.
Flesh-colored, on the light beige carpet.
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~Anya~
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