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Old 04-16-2014, 07:17 PM   #162
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Xerox machine breaks down in office so Xerox repair called in.

Repair guy comes, looks at machine, kicks it... it works...he says : That will be $ 1 million dollars.

They say, "Are you crazy???..a million dollars to kick the machine???"
He says " No no, only one dollar to kick it, $999,999 for knowing where to kick."
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