1~ I Can roll my R's {I discovered in the U.S. when I do this, the girlies Melt}....and my tongue in a "U" shape{it's proven to be genetic, if u have the gene, u can twist the tongue, otherwise, no dice}....
2~ In puerto rico, it was a Constant battle proving I knew English...in the U.S., it's spanish....How did I prove it?...in Puerto Rico I frequently won by saying Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious AND the english alphabet [only once did someone ever wise up..we wound up dating though -shrug-]...in the u.s.? When I stayed in a small town in Ohio, I usually impressed 'em with "La Bomba" by Ricky Martin...
3~ I used to Love agressive inline skating, nowadays I have to brush up, and maybe visit the park in athens...
4~ I collected beanie babies for years, recently I was furious and threw them all away...So yes, Short Fuse...
5~ When I have nowhere to go, nothing to do, and I'm wound up tighter than a jack-in-the-box, I will take Long Long hot showers to help me think {occasionally i'll sing/dance silly..what?..Beuller did it!!! I can be the walrus too !!!}