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Old 05-13-2014, 07:45 AM   #277
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A husband goes into the confessional and starts talking about all the things he has done wrong. He then gets really quiet and the priest ask him what is wrong. Almost in a whisper he says "Father I think my wife is trying to kill me with poision." The priest says no way I will have a talk with your wife. A couple of days later he has the husband's wife in the confessional.. an hour goes by.. an hour and a half goes by... two hours go by... when it is over the preist goes into his office and calls the husband... He says after spending time with your wife I can only recommend you take the poisen.
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