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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
cleverly disguised as a responsible adult*
Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman
Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
Posts: 7,661
Thanks: 15,232
Thanked 27,597 Times in 6,955 Posts
Rep Power: 21474859
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A space invader! Of the worst kind!
I was perusing the books at the thrift store... (it's a sickness....I know...) and Im THIS CLOSE to the bookcase...and this woman comes up behind me and crouches down RIGHT BESIDE ME....to dig through a bin of hot wheels...
her head was literally inches from my crotch....I froze in horror and just looked down at her and stopped perusing....she just kept right on..... I WANTED to say....you should at least buy me dinner first....but....I was raised not to be rude....
however......*crosses self* I did "accidentally" drop a book into said bin....ok I let a pile collapse into the bin...as a subtle hint....and told her if it would be more convenient...she could take the whole bin out (and away) and go through it...so I wouldnt be in her way.....she just said I wasnt in her way at all.....
oh. good.
note to self: learn to fart on demand.....cuz....yeah
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