I take a LOT of medication, and because of them I'm a bit gassy
I was in my first week at the last place i worked, and my insides were begging for a private place to let go of some gas.
We had a lunch area with picnic benches in the back of a very large building, so at lunch i felt safe in going out the front door and taking care of my problem. Soon i had relief! Unfortunately, i didn't know the smokers slipped out a side door behind me to finish thier break.
I will have to say that the laughter was done quietly, and the snickers for the next two weeks were kept to a minimum.

but boy, was my face red!