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ProfPacker · 07-08-2014, 12:25 PM

Ted Striker[edit]
It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.
I've been nervous lots of times.

Elaine Dickinson[edit]
Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Steve McCroskey[edit]
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

Rex Kramer[edit]
All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
Dr. Rumack[edit]
(repeated before, during and after the landing attempt) I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you.

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol!

Co-Pilot Roger Murdock (to Capt. Oveur): We have clearance, Clarence.
Capt. Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

Dr. Rumack: Captain, these passengers don't have much time. How soon can we land?
Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Oveur: What I mean is, I don't know.
Dr. Rumack: Well can't you take a guess?
Oveur:...Not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Oveur: No what I'm saying is we can't land for another two hours.

McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make of this? [hands Johnny a map]
Johnny: This? Well, I can make a hat; I can make a broach; I can make a pterodactyl!

Ted: Mayday! Mayday!
Steve: "Mayday," what the heck is that?
Johnny: Mayday? Why, that's the Russian New Year! We can have a big parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

07-08-2014, 12:25 PM	#331
ProfPacker Member How Do You Identify?: butch/MOC Preferred Pronoun?: Hy/hym/hys but in circumstances like work and some other places she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: nj Posts: 1,365 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,023 Thanked 4,815 Times in 1,187 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	favorite quotes from Airplane just rewatched it Ted Striker[edit] It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit. I've been nervous lots of times. Elaine Dickinson[edit] Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Steve McCroskey[edit] Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines! Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue! Rex Kramer[edit] All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. Dr. Rumack[edit] (repeated before, during and after the landing attempt) I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you. Reporter: What kind of plane is it? Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol! Co-Pilot Roger Murdock (to Capt. Oveur): We have clearance, Clarence. Capt. Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Dr. Rumack: Captain, these passengers don't have much time. How soon can we land? Oveur: I can't tell. Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor. Oveur: What I mean is, I don't know. Dr. Rumack: Well can't you take a guess? Oveur:...Not for another two hours. Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours? Oveur: No what I'm saying is we can't land for another two hours. McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make of this? [hands Johnny a map] Johnny: This? Well, I can make a hat; I can make a broach; I can make a pterodactyl! Ted: Mayday! Mayday! Steve: "Mayday," what the heck is that? Johnny: Mayday? Why, that's the Russian New Year! We can have a big parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...