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Originally Posted by Charmingbutch21
Sticky. Like when I get syrup on me. Gah!!!
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That's what dogs are for don't cha know?!?
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Originally Posted by Candelion
People who ask you what you are doing on a specific date as though if you have nothing planned you want to do their stupid activity.
This is how it should be done: "I wonder, Candelion, if you would like to go to the monster truck pull with me on Saturday." Perfect. Now, I know exactly what their nefarious plans are. I can politely respond with, "Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry, but I have tickets to the duck calling contest that day. Enjoy the truck pull!"
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You are taking all the fun outta "surprising you" with gawdawful plans!!!
Here's how I do it... Candelion darling, I have an extra ticket to the Circus. Do you know anyone who might like to go?
That way you can holler, "what about ME!?! I want to go!!!"