It wasn't today , but a couple of
weeks ago I got a random text.
them: hey baby.I'm back in town.
I'm staying at kens and Jerri's.give me
a call sugar!!
me: ummm what?
them: come on honey. don't be a tease.
we had so much fun last time!!
xoxo
me: lady, idk who you think you're talking
to but I'm a married man!! what is this
blackmail?!?
for some reason they didn't text back