[Kenna]

Just a few minutes ago I took my friend's white lap dog out to piddle...she cracks me up because they recently shaved her to the skin, so she's wearing this bright pink Tshirt that's too long and tickles her tail, making her walk sideways...

While sitting on steps waiting, I hear what sounds like my friend's big, very hairy, black Chow mix barking way off in the distance... I immediately thought OH GAWD, Sammy has run off!! So I rush inside the front door with Half Pint, only to rush thru this huge house to the side door, down the steps yelling "Sam!!...Sammy!!?...You better not be at the neighbors!! (Knowing I'm way far out in the wilderness and there aren't any close neighbors...again I hear that big dog bark I swear sounds like Sam...)
I yell "Sammy, you're momma is gonna kick my butt if you've run off!!"
Standing near the car port in just my pjs...suddenly aware of how remote we are and how the dogs have barked at big wild critters recently... I hear, after yelling his name one more time, this very low, short, deep huffy "Woof" behind me...I spin around to find Sammy, black as night and about the size of a half grown bear, standing between me and the house....just that one low "woof" was like he was asking "What? You crazy woman"...he had been on the car port the entire time, but blends in so well with the night, thank gawd his eyes didn't glow a funny color reflecting the porch light, or I would have piddled my pjs just like Half Pint did her little pink tshirt!!

Sammy gets some cheese treat for staying at home and being my guard dog!!

When I returned inside...I found 2 Chihuahuas and one Half Pint naked dog had stolen my pillow and spot on couch after "fluffing" my bed sheets to fit their needs....

I can't help but laugh at these lovable pups...even the big very hairy bear that nearly made me pee my pjs