[Kenna]

just about to melt in sweltering heat...Friend 1 says "I WANT A SLUSHY!"...
Friend 2 says "Ok...but this time you have to AR-TIC-U-LATE so she doesn't get our order wrong."...
Friend 1 starts cracking up about articulating...when friend 2 suddendly says NOT HERE NOT HERE!!! (As friend 1 almost turned into the wrong parking lot from a 4 lane highway)... Friend 1 fusses OH SHIT, why didn't you tell me before I started to turn? ...Friend 2 "because we were here recently and I thought you knew the way." ...

After surviving the wrong turn and pulling into Sonic to order...Friend 1 pushes the little button, a young girl answers, Friend 1 says (in a slow, very articulated, loud voice) I want a medium sour blue raspberry slushy WITH NO NERDS....and a cotton candy slushy WITH NO NERDS! and an order of fries"...

Friend 2 is craking up ...the girl answers very fast and sounded like a chipmunk on RedBull...
Friend 1 fusses "Who could understand her? and you asked ME to articulate?"
Friend 2 still cracking up says "Who at Sonic thought it was a good idea to put NERDS in a slushy? That's like sucking up all those lemon seeds they left in their strawberry lemonade!"...

Few minutes pass...
A waitress on wheels rolls up and says "two slushies NO NERDS?"
Friend 1 started to hand cash out the door but drops it on floorboard...says something that was NOT articulated very sweetly, then hands waitress more cash...
Waitress very happy with her tip...

On way out of parking lot, Friend 1 makes a really strange noise and grips steering wheel in pain...Friend 2 yells "Are you ok?.....Ohhhhh...You got a brain freeze ALREADY? ...friend 1 knods head....Friend 2 says " that always happens to you and never me....at least you didn't snort NERDS! ...

Friend 1 while holding forehead with one hand and steering wheel with other..."I love that slushy."