[Happy_Go_Lucky]

Vagina and I went to lesbian night at a gay bar on Santa Monica Blvd. (sing it Sheryl Crow) Started well, beautiful décor, excellent food and service. The female, athletic dancers were to be admired, they never made pole and bar dancing seem so appealing!

BUT........GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

As the evening progressed, we noticed more and more straight men entering and inappropriately touching the dancers bordering on sexual assault. Bouncers everywhere but did not intervene. THAT in itself was nettlesome and quite frankly, PISSED ME OFF.

Vagina,(my travel mate and lesbian extraordinaire) was doing something so daring ....like *wait-for-it, walking across the bar. She was not fondled once, not twice, but 6 times by creepy dudes! I have/had expectations when in a lesbian bar that a woman will have a lower chance of being accosted by predatory men. But I am so wrong.

Vagina is a visually stunning female. She turns heads everywhere we go. I Get. That. But NO woman, under NO circumstances should experience this behavior.

We are partying at a leather daddy BDSM club tonight. Waaaaay less predatory males. *unfuckingbelievable