[uglyboi]

1. The way some people walk in flip flops.

2. Getting fruit in my bag at Halloween.

3. When people finish my sentences.

4. Hair on soap.

5. People who leave time on the microwave. Clear the damn clock!

6. Porn clips where the where the audio is slightly delayed.

7. People who open the door for you and they are 200 feet away.

8. When I text a joke or something funny and the person does not reply. I mean really, a haha or a lol will do. It only takes two seconds. I mean hello!

9. People who make up names, use creative thinking, or unneccesary punctuation in their kids names. Like T'yffanee. Makes my skin crawl.

10. When I walk into an empty movie theatre with people who chose to sit in the very front. Why would you unnecessarily volunteer to break your neck or 2 hours.

11. Chalk. Looking at chalk, touching chalk, writing with chalk, watching someone write with chalk, writing about chalk, anything else with that devilishly textured abomination of calcium carbonate. Chalk can burn and die in whatever hell there is for inanimate objects.

12. People who say warshing machine or winder instead of washing machine or window.

13. Family reunions in the middle of a store that block the whole aisle.