04-28-2010, 04:49 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety
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She, as in 'She's a GEM'
Join Date: Nov 2009
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I may or may not have broken 4 of these laws.
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Originally Posted by Guy In Florida
In Florida failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal.  |
In Florida:
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
In Big Pine Key, it is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.
In Daytona, the molestation of trash cans is banned.
In Miami, It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (That wouldn't fly in Key West!)
In Tampa Bay, it is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
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