[A. Spectre]

many years ago when i worked for the dod, i ran a crew of about 25 guys or so. every freaking day, i would hear about their male genitalia, the size, last time it was used.....omg. weeks of this foolishness and I had enough. next time there was a joke about....... 'is that a ____ in your pocket or are you happy to see me?' i lifted up my long shirt......

back then, i packed every day, i said, "don't know about him, but i sure am."

you could hear a pin drop, faces turning red, stuttering and muttering. needless to say, not too much yap about their man bits in front of me after that.

oh god that was hilarious.