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Sweet Bliss · 11-19-2014, 09:57 AM

Okay.... when my daughter was about 7 I asked "what do you want for Xmas? "

She says with conviction " I want shit. " "Are you sure?" I reply. "Yes. I want shit. " okay. She wants shit.

Christmas Eve..... "what do you really want?" I ask.

"Shit."

Ok. She really wants shit.

Christmas day .... there is only one present under the tree for her... a small package. Yep. She opens it and bursts into tears..... We of course are laughing hysterically!

Rubber pile of shit.

For the next several months she pranked peeps everywhere.

Best present EVER!

11-19-2014, 09:57 AM	#4
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,267 Times in 2,158 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Okay.... when my daughter was about 7 I asked "what do you want for Xmas? " She says with conviction " I want shit. " "Are you sure?" I reply. "Yes. I want shit. " okay. She wants shit. Christmas Eve..... "what do you really want?" I ask. "Shit." Ok. She really wants shit. Christmas day .... there is only one present under the tree for her... a small package. Yep. She opens it and bursts into tears..... We of course are laughing hysterically! Rubber pile of shit. For the next several months she pranked peeps everywhere. Best present EVER!