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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss
Okay.... when my daughter was about 7 I asked "what do you want for Xmas? "
She says with conviction " I want shit. " "Are you sure?" I reply. "Yes. I want shit. " okay. She wants shit.
Christmas Eve..... "what do you really want?" I ask.
"Shit."
Ok. She really wants shit.
Christmas day .... there is only one present under the tree for her... a small package. Yep. She opens it and bursts into tears..... We of course are laughing hysterically!
Rubber pile of shit.
For the next several months she pranked peeps everywhere.
Best present EVER!
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OMG! That is priceless! Thanks for sharing.